Unlimited pineapples to see out summer

The recently-random bits.

Summer has come to an end here in the lands surrounding the CdC HQ. How do we know this? Because all the northbound highways are clogged with French cars, that’s how. Also, whether it be from mountains hikes or beach worship, we’re varying shades of darker, but the one thing we’re not is burnt to a blistered crisp. This may be a sign that the sun simply…